Beets on flap 

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

Beets on flap by Obitch November 11, 2018

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger 

A burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"

Beets of the Southern Wild Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Beets of Burden Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"

Beets of Burden Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

the beets 

that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"

dude, i remember The Beets.

the beets by Lando July 12, 2003

The Beets 

The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".

loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!"
loyal fan: "You are a fool."

The Beets by killerqueen May 3, 2005

Love Beets 

The male gonads. Testicles aching to release a nut.

Sonja sucked the hell out of my love beets last night. My balls are sore.

Love Beets by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017