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Wireless Tron 

A transformer type robot which can tune into any radio station around the world , it has sattelites for ears and is roughly about "15ft tall which can sometimes vary due to its ethnic background and social status. the most common wireless tron is neat and very outgoing and has a strange obsession with WILL.I.AM. This is most likely because every wireless tron is programmed to automatically tune into to black eyed peas hits. In some rare cases the wireless tron can become ill with what is known as the 'robotic black plague' this is when 'Friday' by rebecca black gets jammed in its satelite this is very painful and can sometimes cause the wireless tron to shut down. but it can be prevented by having your wireless tron listen to Elton john daily. prices may vary on the wireless tron for a regular tron its usually costs about $999.000
but there are a few knocks of the actual thing that are twice as good:
Micro tron-a smaller version of the tron costs about $40.00
suntron-a tron that is also a sunbed costs about $60.00
fighttron-a tron that can fight your battles costs about $1,000
Danceatron- a tron that can shake it ! costs around $100
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Spinny-Tron

The Spinney-Tron is a avant garde sexual act, were in a high powered ceiling fan is installed and outfitted with straps for one "passenger", underneath the fan 4-5 bar stools are placed, the number depending on the height of your ceilings. On top of the stools the "pilot" mounts the stools with a their vagina parallel to the walls of the room. the "passenger" inserts an erect penis and the fan is then turned on. it is suggested that if attempted you have at least two monitors, or "spotters" to operate the fan and fasten all straps securely.
i broke my legs attempting a Spinny-Tron, but the experience was still an eye opening venture into sexual experience.
Spinny-Tron by alrocker March 9, 2009

Chronic Tron Syndrome 

Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.
"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."

Pube-Tron 

A famous Criminal mastermind of the Greater Los Angeles area during the beginning years of prohibition caused gang violence in the early 1920's. His personal victims were often found lifeless on intersection crosswalks where Pube-Tron had feigned the role of a friendly helper of elderly road crossers. Autopsies almost always revealed asphyxiation by pubic hairs as the cause of death. No images of him exist. He is known only by his notorious pubic hair top hat.
crosser 1:I say Wallace! That Pube-Tron certainly is a spectacle Ho ho ho!
crosser 2:...You may go to hell Bertrum...My mother was killed by Pubes.
Pube-Tron by Pubez March 6, 2008
I went to gatecrasher on sat, hooked up with Dj Tron, he boned me silly with his foot long!
dj tron by Cybergirl July 17, 2003

Woofy tron 

An ugly girl with whom your ex is now dating.
omg sharonda, jaquans new is girl looks like woofy tron!
Woofy tron by ummmwohoo July 6, 2011

Gangsta-tron 5000 

A gangsta-tron 5000 is someone who takes gangster to extreme.
In talking sense, or typing.
some guy: 'sup boi, youz gon' be poppin back wid me tuhday, or youz gonna pass da powduh wid me......2 keys wid me homie 2 KEYS!

other guy: man your such a gangsta-tron 5000

Translation of 'some guy': wuts up man, are you going to take some ecstacy with me today, or are you going to sniff coke with me... i have 2 kilograms of coke to spare....2 kilograms!