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ASM means an Attention Seeking Monster. Someone or a group of people who constantly want all the attention to the point where they turn into complete monsters. They MUST be the center of Attention and will not deal with anyone else having a thought or oppenion that takes the eye off of them.

ASM- "I almost dies while driving the other day..."

Friend-"Thats horrible, what happend?"

ASM- "I almost ran over a pedestrian with a baby stroler.."

Friend- "Oh my gosh, was the pedestrian and baby okay?"

ASM- "Yea, but it was me sho almost hit them. I could of like totally died!"

ASM by Crazy Frog Rocks February 5, 2010

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Meaning - Almost Shit Myself, a kind of text or chat lingo thats just come about. Similar to LMAO - laughing my ass off or LOL - laugh out loud

Tom:Man that shit was funny, ASM!!!

Ben:What's ASM mean ?

Tom:ALMOST SHIT MYSELF!!!

ASM by Roll Tide1322 March 24, 2010

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awesome, like awesome oppossum!

asm psm for short.

u are asm psm. asm like the greatest psm.

asm by rjazzle July 17, 2006

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n. An Assistant Stage Manager for a play.

v. To assistant stage manage a play.

n. Hey, you're ASM.

v. You're going to ASM the play?

ASM by PQizzle April 16, 2006

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When lol, lmao, lmfao or ctfu just doesn't cut it, there's always ASM-Almost Shit Myself

Holy shit that was funny, ASM!!!

ASM by Sirchopudown May 7, 2016

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Air-to-Surface Missile

The interdiction squadron managed to fire an Air-to-Surface Missile (ASM) straight up Godzilla's gigantic monster ass sending him back to the oceans depths

ASM by anonymous May 18, 2020

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Doing the Tik Tok trend to remove the first and last letter of your name.

Asm tiktok trend

asm by Whoa I thought? April 9, 2021