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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d 

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS
Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

s m o k y b r o w n 

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)
That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O

Abbreviation for the term Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Ass Off. Often used online when one can't be bothered to actually say it all.
person1: I fell off my bike today and twisted my ankle
person2: L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O.
L.M.G.D.M.F.A.O by Deans_babi_gurl September 9, 2005

Why do I have to be Steve-O? 

A phrase said when one must do something that he/she does not want to do. Comes from the movie Jackass 3D, when Steve-O is introducing the stunt that he does not want to do, involving a Tee-Ball hitting him in the testicles.

One may use this when ones parental figure or boss tells them to do something they do not want to do, whilst not doing the task earns them a punishment such as not receiving a sum of money or something along those lines.
1. Steve-O: Hi, I'm Steve-O... Why do I have to be Steve-O? Hi, I'm Steve-O and this is Tee Ball! *Ryan Dunn hits him in the testicles with a Tee Ball*

2: Bob's boss: I need that inventory done by 10:00 or you will not get your paycheck!
Bob: Okay... Why do I have to be Steve-O?

I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N 

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less