thump 

a word often used in place of more commonly used terms such as 'lump' and 'bump'. Not to be confused with stump or thumb.

Student 1: 'Look at Jen. She hasn't done any work all class.'

Student 2: 'I know shes been sitting there like a thump on a log.'

thump by Mrs. Murphy November 21, 2010

Thump 

Word used to describe moving someone away, flicking, hitting or any other physical attack.

Jon- I will thump you, get out my way
Short person- shut up

Thump by Kiz_Astr January 26, 2020

Thump 

-Word for woman to describe a man in a positive way. made popular by the 1995 film "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
-When a woman thinks about a guy and can't eat or sleep when thinking about them. She forgets about man's inhumanity to man.
- To make a woman feel so strongly towards a man that she can do nothing else but think about him.

-Girls who glide need guys who make them thump.

-That guys got me thinking about him so much i can't bring myself to do anything else. he makes me thump.

Thump by xducttapex December 31, 2008

thump 

Main Entry: 1thump
Pronunciation: 'th&mp
Function: verb

transitive senses

1 : to strike or beat with one's penis so as to cause a dull 'slapping' sound; said act is usually performed on an individual's forehead, cheeks, lips, or chin after oral gratification

- thump·er noun

1) After receiving the best head EVER from my lady-friend, I thanked her by repeatedly thumping her on her chin and lips.

2) My wife doesn't like alarm clocks so every morning, I awaken her with a gentle thump to the forehead, which wakes her up with a smile on her face and results in me falling back to sleep with a smile on mine.

thump by Soupek January 24, 2005

thump 

(police) the physical force necessary to take a combative person into custody

"We had to thump that guy after he tried to spit on me." (transfer of bodily fluids is a felony FYI)

thump by MB Mart--z February 5, 2003

Thump 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Step 1: Lose 30 pounds
Step 2: Get ripped
Step 3: Thump all day

Thump by Christian Kustard February 23, 2011

thump 

(verb) 1. When you kill someone with the 1960 M79 "Thumper" you say you thump them. (Makes it so it sounds dirty)
2. Can probably replace with fuck so its not too much volgarity

1st Defintion- I thumped two people and got a UAV. (pass tense)
I'm thumping everyone bading. (present)
Next round, I will thump everyone and win. (Future)
2nd Defintion- I thumped your mom last night. (not trying to affend just making the point)

thump by MrPerson55555 June 13, 2010