f.w.b 

(*Your buddie thts always there to satisfy your sexual desires*)
One who you share :
1.the time your parents aren't home
2.Your lips
3.Your hips
4.Sooner or later your but hole
5. If you're really stupid or really horny, your pussy with
But still don't have that title (girlfriend)
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And you wonder why he still hasn't asked you 2 be his girl 'yet' * He told you the famous quote before he asks 4 head or pussy:: "I luv u 'baby'" you think heez all into u* !?!DNT YU?!?

THINK AGAIN

SCENARIO-

Boy- hey baby I mist u all week. Jus couldn't stop thinkin boutchu

Girl- O babez I couldn't stop thinkin boutchu either

YOU(the 'f.w.b.') - hey I thot I wuz ur 'babez'!?!

Boy- o naw hoe we jus f.w.b.

Girl- Whaaa?

Boy- friends with benefits* look it up
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& thts how u found urself here gurl

U realized tht u dnt wanna be cheap & u wanna giv yo body 2 a man tht wants u 2 be his 1 & only girl........but ur good old f.w.b. lives right down the street & that dildo just aint doin the trik anymore_next thing u no, u hopped right bak on his dick knowing tht yall will alwayz be there 4 eachother when ur horny & that bein frendz with him really duz hav its benefits*

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
-its a beautiful thing!

f.w.b by *ChiChi*=*HoRNBaLL*!?!* January 25, 2010

George W. Bush 

The current President of the United States.

That's all he is, folks. For discussions about how he's evil and shit like that, go to a friggin' forum and rant over there. Political opinions are NOT definitions.

George W. Bush by BLARG man March 6, 2005

.40 S&W 

The round was developed by Smith & Wesson in 1990 by shortening the casing of the very powerful 10mm Auto. Even though it's only been around for nearly two decades, it has already achieved as much popularity in the US as the 9mm and .45 Auto, which have both been around for over a century.

Basically the round was created to solve a problem that never existed. It was developed to bridge a supposed "gap" between the 9mm and .45 Auto even though both rounds have substantial power as it is. The round appeals to a certain number of semi-auto enthusiasts who are dumb enough to believe that the 9mm is a pee-shooter, yet are too intimidated by the .45 Auto, which only has slightly more recoil. Still, it is a great round for self-defense.

Know-it-all: Don't buy a 9mm for self-defense, I've heard stories of 9mm bouncing off windshields and not being able to take down raging 6' 6" hoodlums on crack. Get a .40.

Me: And can you give me an example of a .40 S&W getting the job done?

Know-it-all: Ummm...no. But 9mm is still wimpy because I said so.

.40 S&W by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010

S.W.A.G. 

1. A Scientific Wild Ass Guess hence SWAG
2. Similar to a guesstimate but using more of an educated guess

Guy 1: "Dude how'd you know the answer yo that question."
Guy 2: I didn't I just made a S.W.A.G.

S.W.A.G. by The One and Only D October 21, 2008

w's 

Used as a short way of saying WTF which stand for the 'w' words + the fuck: who, when, why and where. Used mostly when something is a big WTF since it has a broader spectrum of definition.

W's also applies to other variations of WTF like WTBF, WTCF, etc.

Guy #1: Dude! W's with this stupid crowd
Guy #2: I know man, they suck balls!

w's by 2gr8 to be true January 22, 2008

W.A.G.G.O.T

Wack Ass Gay God of Testicles

Someone that is extremely homosexual. Beyond flamer, and usually a dick about it.

Goddamn motherfucking W.A.G.G.O.T!

W.A.G.G.O.T by JTako December 28, 2007

b.m.w. 

1/Bat mans willy . . . . . . . . . an abreviation.

2/ a german car

"hav u eva touched a bmw" "yes" "haha uv touched batmans willy u queer"

b.m.w. by Louis Matthew Murray October 10, 2004