white wednesday 

The Wednesday of Homecoming week, teens in all grades get together and tee pee houses, saran wrap people's cars, and spray shaving dream on lawns. Usually people they know. Has been a tradition in the city of Slidell for years.

Dude: You goin rollin tonite son.
Guy: Yea niga, its white wednesday!

white wednesday by Colbs4443322 September 23, 2009

wednesday warrior 

Wednesday warriors are the people who go out and buy new comic books every Wednesday.

Person: Ugh.... why do you buy comics every week?
Warrior: Don’t question the ways of the Wednesday warriors friend.

wednesday warrior by QKeegan October 17, 2019

cocaine wednesday 

Getting fucked up on coke because it's Wednesday.

'Hey guys lets get some bags?'
'Why?'
'Because it's cocaine wednesday'

cocaine wednesday by Caesar C XV April 19, 2015

Black Wednesday 

Nov 22nd Day in Chicago where all the students come home from college for the holidays ; the Biggest College Party night of the year.

Wow im getting so drunk black wednesday that im getting carried to my car.

Black Wednesday by domorro November 11, 2008

Wetness 

Disambiguation: owning her wetness

When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).

Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.

This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.

Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.

A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.

Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.

Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass

One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.

Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.

Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.

Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.

Wetness by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019

No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday 

To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.

I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?

No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday by Johnny Lawrence August 29, 2006

Pineapple Wednesday 

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.

Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!

Pineapple Wednesday by the Pollylu July 8, 2004