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iPad kid 

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.
iPad kid by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022
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IPad Kid 

ThePlasticPlant, Her chat named her an IPad Kid. Popular twitch streamer ThePlasticPlant is now officially declared an IPad Kid
Chatter1 : Yo there’s the Ipad Kid

Chatter 2: Oh, you mean ThePlasticPlant
IPad Kid by TwitchStreamers May 11, 2021

Ipad kid 

When someone needs their phone so much that they use it even when they eat or while using the bathroom.
Comes from the tendency of parents giving their children mobile devices from young age in a way to make their child eat their food or to keep them still.
Max: Dude, you literally can't eat your food without watching something on your phone. You're like an Ipad kid.
Ipad kid by vicksgarden July 28, 2022

iPad-Stream 

Stream your gameplay by recording your TV-screen in 144p with the shittiest iPad you could find in your mom's basement.
12-year old: "I think I should iPad-Stream my pack opening so my friends can see this."

*3 random people are wathing the stream while spamming shitty ass emotes and left the stream*
iPad-Stream by Damnbrat_Illsue June 13, 2020

Ipad 2013 

When someone says they can't text you right now because their phone got "confiscated" so they pull up the lamest and cringiest excuse
Last time Mateo was texting me on his Ipad 2013 while simultaneously texting Danger on his phone.
Ipad 2013 by XaApPaAx November 21, 2020

IPAD KID 

You’re definitely an iPad Kid if your name is Allie and you enjoy playing Plants vs. Zombies
IPAD KID by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021