reverse guacamole

When you get a pile of lettuce and some Mexicans spray painted green and have an orgy. Then, you clean it up, shake hands, and go home.

Hey , where can I find a bunch of Mexicans for a reverse guacamole?

reverse guacamole by Rotary Valve December 5, 2016

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021

Making guacamole 

Masturbating (specially women)

She makes lots of noises making guacamole.

Making guacamole by Urbanized-persian August 31, 2021

cleaning the guacamole bowl 

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl

Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl

cleaning the guacamole bowl by batrat7 May 2, 2016

holy guacamole 

Used as a replacement to "holy moly" or "holy crap"

Chad told alex "holy guacamole", you are effing gorgeous!
Alex said "holy what? you mean holy moly?"
Chad then said "Guacamole>moly, get with the program."

holy guacamole by chad900 August 28, 2013

Anal Guacamole

where 4 hours before having anal the girl drinks a purple slushy. While having anal she shits and the shit is green. Hence the name Anal Guacamole.

Yeah we were doing anal and she did some Anal Guacamole

Anal Guacamole by AnalGuacomole May 17, 2019

too much guacamole 

Stated as fact internationally, there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole.

If anyone is ever heard saying, "Geez, I made too much guacamole!" immediately respond with the fact that there is NO SUCH THING as too much guacamole, it's just an urban myth.

too much guacamole by Uncle Bobfez June 12, 2011