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Makeshift chemistry 

When you are trying to develop a sex chemistry, if it isn't there it can be enhanced by drugs or alcohol.
I'm pretty sure last night me and a girl had makeshift chemistry because i don't remember anything.
Makeshift chemistry by sugartitts- February 22, 2015

period by chemistry 

quite possibly the best song to evar exist. it was the opening theme song for full metal alchemist season 4 ( i think ).
hey guy, have you heard that song period by chemistry

monkey with a chemistry set 

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

She's no chemistry major 

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.
Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

Stuart's chemistry set 

smoking apparatus; a bong.

From Beavis & Butthead.
person 1: "What is that odd contraption?"

person 2: "Oh - that's Stuart's chemistry set"

Organic Chemistry 

C'mon guys it's not that bad! Learning the chemical composition of organic molecules is interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want to draw the structural formula of a molecule given its IUPAC name?? Okay maybe i'm just a nerd but still...
Nobody:
Me: OMG YASS! Organic chemistry, my favorite class of the day!
Classmate: Ur weird bro