Brendæd 

When you're MOTHer (usually a brenda of 4 kids) takes your phone away at 10 while on the phone with friends while yelling about how your a disappointment of a CHILD eventhough your well of an age that you'ren't one anymore(16)

Damn Nick's getting brendæd

Brendæd by Eon1220 July 19, 2019

Brendoned 

actively destroying your own social life by attacking people and picking fights, then pretending that you haven't said anything bad and your just being attacked on all sides.

continuously feeling aggrieved that you are (deservedly) hated by your social group and thereby making it worse with smug assertions that they 'thought you where a better person'

"I'm sorry I thought you where one of the good ones, cant we just have a civilised debate instead of resorting to name calling"

"oh for fucks sake you really Brendoned that up, no way you should have told Solomon that your 'sorry hitler didn't get him' thats really not cool"

Brendoned by brindlecunny August 14, 2019

Brennan 

Brennan is a tall man who plays baseball. He is very creepy and scares all the girls. He is more on the bisexual side of the spectrum. Brennan can be spelled numerous ways like Brenden, Benden, Brogdin, and Brangdindon. If you know a Brennan, please run.

Oh my God, it’s Brennan! Run!

Brennan by Anonymous ding dong October 24, 2019

Brennan 

A gay teenage boy who only plays hockey and sucks dick on the side

“Did u see that guy? He’s such a noob”
“Yeah he’s such a Brennan”

Brennan by Annanelson7 November 4, 2019

Brennan LeJeune 

A man with a very small dick, and doesn’t hit puberty until he is 19.

“Brennan LeJeune just sent me a dick pic”

“How big was it”

“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty”

Brennan LeJeune by I hate Jews and negros December 2, 2019

Brennan 

Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.

Have you seen Brennan, I think he likes me

Oh he’s for everybody, but free cocaine.

Brennan by Not your concern69 January 23, 2020

Brennan 

Brennan’s are a tall, whinny, fool

Brennan: whaaaa you hit me

Brennan by Nonamesaltandvinagerchips January 29, 2020