Dirty Kali 

A dirty Kali is when a girl with a fatty come over to you at lunch in school and sits on your face and in the act of eating her out she sharts leaving a starfish brown stain on your forehead. ( Best experienced with a vibrator toy in ass on max vibration )

dude shqueefa and I did a dirty kali during school yesterday

Dirty Kali by SexMaster2099 July 16, 2023

Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider 

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.

Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!

Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider by cassoy August 4, 2021

Nebun pe Kali 

When someone is nebun pe Kali.

We are going to lose this round.
Don't worry man, I am nebun pe Kali.

Nebun pe Kali by pepsimango January 30, 2023

maa ki chut kali 

maa ki chut kaali means your mom's pussy is hella black-

teri maa ki chut kali Yash
riya your mom ki chut kali

maa ki chut kali by hookahbar May 26, 2024

The Wrath of Kali

The Wrath of Kali is said to manifest in those who partake in Indian cuisine, whether consumed in a restaurant or procured from a takeaway, particularly when the dish has been lavishly seasoned with spices or other disagreeable ingredients.

Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.

Avoided the Wrath of Kali last night, thank goodness

The Wrath of Kali by g-p198 January 24, 2026

kalila 

This name belongs to a very unique girl. A really thoughtful and understanding girl who will support you through anything. once you show her that you stick around, I promise you, she’ll give the same energy back. Even on off days, she’ll continue giving you all her love. She isn’t the type to be childish. She always talks things out and makes sure you are okay. She puts people before herself way too often. kalila, you need to treat yourself once in a while. You are worth so much and you deserve so much more than you think. I love you so much baby, thank you for everything you’ve done for me.

“Kalila makes me the happiest”

kalila by bubs.. November 18, 2019

simon kalivoda 

a HOT character from fear street played by fred hechinger that deserved so much better <3

"simon kalivoda is SOOO hot"

simon kalivoda by annabienkowski July 22, 2021