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ABC connection 

A slight acronym for the commonly used phrase "ASS BALLS CONNECTION" or even more commonly known as the "grundle." It is hairy area between your balls and your ass hole.
Man you have a hairy ABC Connection...Biatch!
ABC connection by NIBUD April 3, 2003

walmart connection

-Someone whose internet connection is very slow or extremely laggy.

-An insult used against people on online games when their connection isn't up to speed.
"Your page still hasn't loaded yet? What do you have a Walmart connection?"

"That bitch lagged right past me he must have a Walmart connection."

Immaculate Conception 

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.

Beaner Connection 

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.
Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.
Beaner Connection by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

Hillary Connection 

To have rlly shity wifi connection
Person 1: why did it take you so long to respond

Person 2: sorry I had Hillary Connection

the mothership connection 

1. the fourth album by the american funk band, parliament.

2. a northern californian funk-rock jam band formed in the early 21st century.
the new concept album by parliament is called 'the mothership connection.'