Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up 

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018

gypsy bubblegum 

the act of a woman putting her mouth on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and blowing to inflate the foreskin

Guy 1: "So how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "Pretty good man I got a piece of the old gypsy bubblegum."
Guy 1: "Noice."

gypsy bubblegum by Carl Sagan's Space Ghost April 26, 2008

dutch bubblegum 

after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum

man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire

dutch bubblegum by dutch bubblegum October 11, 2019

Princess Bubblegum PFP 

If a girl has a princess bubblegum profile picture, she’s most likely a soft girl bisexual, usually met by a Marceline profile picture, an edgy bisexual.

Person #1: This girl’s cute! What if she’s straight though??
Person #2: Let me see her profile picture

Person #1: It’s a Princess Bubblegum PFP from Adventure Time
Person #2: I’m 98.9% sure she’s bi, so go for it

Princess Bubblegum PFP by Lana Goodwin November 9, 2019

Clam Tongue Bubblegum

When the lip of a ladies clam hangs out of her panties and clings to her leg like bubblegum. May also refer to the appearance that closely resembles a ragged used up piece of big league chew clinging to her inner thigh.

As we walked up a hill on a long hot humid day, my girlfriend leaned over and whispered 'I have Clam Tongue Bubblegum'

Clam Tongue Bubblegum by osbornexink July 6, 2015

Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum 

When you've reached your final form as a vape master, you qualify for this flavor.

"Chris hit his 9000th vape plume, and the vape gods descended from the plumes, and said 'Thou art now dubbed with the power of the Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum.'"

Cum Bucket Rhino with Bubblegum by edgarbubble August 10, 2019

Dumb dumb bubblegum 

When a person is dumb and annoys you so much and you want to slap em

Alice- Hey Alex is 3+3=6 oh wait you wouldn't know your dumb haha

Alex-Alice shut your dumb dumb bubblegum ass up

Dumb dumb bubblegum by Jessisadamnmess March 19, 2020