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Yung Spinach Cumshot 

A horrible rap artist that sings about blenders, bartenders, and sex offenders. 'Nuff sed.
Some lyric examples:
"I am a registered sex offender, i stuck my dick into a blender, your mom is a transgender."
"I fucked the bartender"
"I get pussy served on a plate"
"stuck my dick into a donut"
-yung spinach cumshot

Chicago Cumshot

When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness
"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"
Chicago Cumshot by FloridaGod313 December 4, 2017

The People's Cumshot 

When mid coitus, pull your bitch off your dick right before you both climax, drop kick her out the window of a second story room, nut out the window, and then dive out the window elbow first with your elbow racing your nut to said bitch's face.
Roger - "Dude did you really give Khloe The People's Cumshot?"
James - "Fuck ya I did, and I'm gonna do it again tonight!"

internal cumshot 

made when you squeeze the tip in hopes of making less of a mess before someone walks in on you rubbing your bone phook very painful
well it seems last night you caught me spankin it -- then i had an internal cumshot
internal cumshot by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

The Dropshot Cumshot 

While playing call of duty, you get a blowjob, and as soon as you get a kill from dropshooting, you cum in the girls mouth.
The Dropshot Cumshot

Chaz: "Hey JR you really suck at Modern Warfare"
Jr: "Yeah, but last night while this girl was over I was playing and got a dropshot cumshot"

Space Cumshot

When you cum so hard it flies into space. its power is so high that it destroys anything and paints the world white.
I saw a space cumshot destroy a satellite!