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Does this shirt make me look fat 

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Does this shirt make me look fat 

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

That doesn't make me a real nigga

This can be used when you or someone suggests or wants to do or say something which doesn't align with your views just for the fact of discussion or conversation.
I was going to give him advice on his issues but then I thought to myself 'that doesn't make me a real nigga!'

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward
That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward.
That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.