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prehensile clitoris 

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
prehensile clitoris by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Litoris in the clitoris 

When something is so lit that it be snatching weaves and poppin cherries, then it is litoris in the clitoris.
Bro 1: Yo Bro, did you catch that sweaty Broadway production of Hedwig and the Angry Inch?

Bro 2: Totes bro, NPH was totally litoris in the clitoris.

Mythical Clitoris 

When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?

Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.

Sam: I found it.
Mythical Clitoris by joeymaree January 19, 2009

anal clitoris

An anal clitoris refers to the stimulation of hemorrhoids during analingus. The hemorrhoids are the anal clitoris because of their extreme sensitivity and high concentration of nerve endings. It is an excellent stimulation for anal orgasm.
Oh, that ass licking is so good, don't forget to lick and flick my anal clitoris.

find the clitoris 

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.
Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

Gargantuous Clitoris 

a person with a clitoris of massive size, in some cases it even sticks out from between the vaginal lips! This resembles a chode ladies and gentlemen.
"babe, you have a gargantuous clitoris, and it scares me."

"mom whats that!?"

"wait... i thought girls got camel toes... not mini baby boners..."