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cracking the clam 

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.
Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."
cracking the clam by sugabear March 12, 2015

Cracking a moisty 

Verb: The act of becoming aroused. This arousal can be caused by people, events, clothing, food and any and all other experiences and need not be sexual in any way shape or form.

This is the female equivalent of the male "Cracking a Fat"
Christmas is only two weeks away- so cracking a moisty right now

Clocking 

1. When a person is annoying by asking a lot unnecessary questions about while your doing something.
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging
Robyn is leaving her house and her neighbor ask her where she is going,when she coming back,and who she will be with. Robyn simply replies "STOP CLOCKING ME"
Clocking by vetrobyn March 11, 2009

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.
"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"
Cracking an Egg by PopeMichael February 9, 2010

Cracking Crack 

When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.
Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives
Cracking Crack by hehejackson19 April 23, 2019
chesh said: im cacking myself

adam replied: thats so boot