Boy: i won a trophy from
football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah
birthdayFriend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day
Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny
Little kid: I hit you on the
head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood