Stink satchel

An unwashed vagina.

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.

Stink satchel by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020

spam satchel 

Another name for a vagina

That girl I shagged last night must have been round the block, cos she had a proper baggy spam satchel

spam satchel by trisbonky February 20, 2021

spam satchel 

Another term for lady parts

She wasn't shy in showing me her spam satchel

spam satchel by trisbonky February 27, 2021

Batter Satchel 

Slang for a promiscuous woman's vagina who doesn't shower often...... Saving all that batter for later.... AKA- cum dumpster

That slutty chicks batter Satchel needs a good scrubbing..... And maybe some antibiotics!!!

Batter Satchel by Jo Duckhunt May 26, 2022

muffy satchel 

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

muffy satchel by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

Sacramento Satchel by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026

Blow drying the satchel 

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

Blow drying the satchel by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016