paggered porridge 

An assortment of various queers churned spunk that dribbles out of a minceing anal cock-pit after he's been bummed daft and left in a heap like a cock gagging spunk dump

The little faggot cant walk straight and hes got paggered porridge oozing out of his busted sphincter

paggered porridge by Engleflange McMangletrumpet August 23, 2014

Whipping someone else’s porridge 

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

Prick Porridge

Cum,Semen,Jizz,man milk,sperm,spooge

i powerfully plunge my pulsing pecker into your poop producer, pulverizing your pancreas producing pain and pleasure, profusely propelling prick porridge

Prick Porridge by BrenanC August 12, 2008

Povo Porridge 

When you can't afford milk and have to put water in your oats.

We have ran out of milk, anyone fancy a bowl of Povo Porridge?

Povo Porridge by Shortback & Swede March 25, 2019

Stir My Porridge 

When a man not normally attracted to other men feels so out alpha-ed upon learning that another man has slept with one of his previous conquests that he offers him up sexually to the second man.

Often, in an effort to still appear as manly, at least in the eyes of others if not to himself, he will add a degrading but amusing insult to the end of the request. ie "Stir my porridge, bitch" or "Stir my porridge, fruit cake."

When Dick learned that Harry had also screwed Jane, he was overcome with the sense of Harry's manliness. "Stir my porridge, bitch," he said, as lust overcame his usual nature.

The term may originate with the use of the word Porridge as a reference to time spent in prison, or possibly it's occasional use as slang for vagina or pussy.

Stir My Porridge by Areiveaducci December 3, 2010

porridge

To bide your time for revenge.

Just a as oats sets when cooled and is easier to eat, so is a clmly and long calculated vengence with no recorse.

Common proverb "porridge is best served cold"

"Dakota waited three years to venge his fathers death, it was porridge"

"Porridge! i tell ya, porridge!. Dont do it now, wait for it, you want it to be sweeter dont you?, the crab can wait"

porridge by LittleJonny April 4, 2004

Porridge Pounder 

Porridge Pounder is a dark oatmeal stout created by Black Iron brewery for those darring enough to drink this bitter beer.

That Porridge Pounder is going to knock you on your ass.

Porridge Pounder by Black Iron Brewery March 4, 2010