Crushing the book 

Using facebook in any way shape or form

When someone is distracted by their lap top or phone you ask them if they are "crushing the book"? Because people tend to become less connected to those around them when they are running all over facebook.

Crushing the book by hopk5784 December 20, 2010

crushing the cookie 

When you lose your virginity and break your hiemen.

Dude I just got done crushing the cookie I took her virginity!

crushing the cookie by Ace Parker June 15, 2016

Crushing 

When somebody is listening to loud music with the bass turned up.

Man that guy that drove by in the Tahoe was crushing.

Crushing by Jason Oechsle May 1, 2007

ball crushing

when a man violates the "bro's before ho's" policy

"Alex is ball crushing because he was going to come drink at my house on Saturday but his girlfriend wanted to see a movie then so he went with her instead."

ball crushing by Sirpaulie March 17, 2009

Crushing the Muffin 

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

Crushing the Muffin by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Crushings Disease 

Contracted by looking at Hot Human Beings:

(non-contagious)

Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does

(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~

(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.

(created Kenzie & Katy)

Girl likes guy and has no idea if he has any kind of feelings for her.

So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.

She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"

She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does

She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.

Crushings Disease by Crushing Disease Patient September 12, 2013

crushing emotional agony 

When you're told your Penis is to small

Girl "is it in yet"

Boy *dies from crushing emotional agony*

crushing emotional agony by :) cat lady April 16, 2015