Thick as a donkey's cock 

Descriptive of someone who is particularly, mentally challenged.

There's no point in asking George W, he's as thick as a donkey's cock

Thick as a donkey's cock by Sean's X Type Cat July 8, 2012

Crock of Shame

Leaving someone's house the morning after while carrying a slow cooker full of yesterday's chili.

We had a wonderful night after the Super Bowl and he did the Crock of Shame in the morning

Crock of Shame by CamShaft February 13, 2023

clock z's 

The act of sleeping.

"I got some free time. I'm gonna clock some z's"

"I am so fucking tired! I gotta clock z's"

clock z's by Caliado December 1, 2014

Crack one's clackers 

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

Crack one's clackers by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

that’s cock 

Means cool or that’s the absolute shit

Yo that’s cock how did you do that

that’s cock by Theshortone1304 December 6, 2018

Colby’s Cock 

Largest object in the entire universe. Too large to be seen with the human eye.

If you thought a black hole was big wait till you see Colby’s Cock.

Colby’s Cock by Texas ranger November 19, 2019

Mathew's Cock 

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

Mathew's Cock by xdcreamed October 16, 2020