Cock Cement 

When a boy has not washed his penis for an extremely long time and the excess semen around the rim of his penis has formed a hard crust known as Cock Cement.

Boy: ''Oh babe your mouth is so soft''
Girl: ogfhadfhadhd
Boy:''This is brilliant''
*Girl releases her mouth from the genetalia*
WOW Barry you have a silly amount of Cock Cement on there!

Cock Cement by Barry Ballsack December 3, 2013

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6 

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6 by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Rubber Cement

An art tool more often used for getting high then actually glueing things. Also synonymous with brain cancer

How is your collage coming on?

Eh?

Dude, stop smelling the Rubber Cement

Rubber Cement by Astram22 November 1, 2011

Wet Cement 

A blank canvas for many behind-photocopiers, wannabe-movie stars, graffitiers, etc.

Person 1: Hey, dude... there's some wet cement down by the park.
Person 2: {mischievous look} Hehehe...

Wet Cement by Lucio Soph August 6, 2010

Maryland Cement Mixer 

When a group of males ejaculate into a woman's anus while rolling her and when everyone has finished tilt her over and let the semen pour out resembling cement being poured

Me and the guys performed the Maryland Cement Mixer on Stacy the other day

Maryland Cement Mixer by biggyy April 19, 2016

Rubber cement

a great way too get high

i got really high of rubber cement

Rubber cement by Mr. Hankey the xmas poo May 5, 2009

Cup Of Cement

Another way of saying a person needs to harden up and pretty much deal with it.

Jimmy: I feel over and hurt my knee :(! What am i going to do waaah.
Amie: I dunno eh.
Mot: Wow man, Cup of Cement, Seriously.

Cup Of Cement by Darkuras August 20, 2009