Lick my balls and call me Skippy 

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

Lick my balls and call me Skippy by chucknorrisx10000000 September 5, 2010

fuck me sideways and call me daddy 

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

fuck me sideways and call me daddy by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

Shoot me in the head and call me David by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK 

I aint never seen two pretty bestfriends....

one of em always gotta be ugly...
Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK........
dont give him the badonkadonk

Dont Call me Handsome If you wont give me some of that BADONKADONK by R.E.D.G December 29, 2020

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch

When you are really surprised

Well fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch, Alex has a girlfriend.

fuck me up the ass and call me a bitch by Coolguy69 November 22, 2016