hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009

Hipsterpes 

When you exchange fluids with a hipster, you run the serious risk of having hipsterpes. Unprotected sexual intercourse, unprotected sharing of a vegan meal, unprotected drinking in the same cup of tea, unprotected kissing or shaking of hands or any other exchange of fluids can lead to this serious disease. Some accounts of unprotected typing on the same 18th century typewriter have proven to be lethal. Don't risk it, if you spot a hipster, be safe and avoid all physical contact. If possible, you might want to report him or her to the local authorities to be taken care of or put down.

Symptoms may include some of the following: discomfort when eating meat, loss of fashion sense, growth of ironic facial hair, poetry, feeling of false superiority, loss of taste in music, non-prescription lenses, need to tell everyone how awesome you are, interest in self-help books, knitting, and many more. If in doubt, contact the nearest health center.

CHRIS: Hey bro, we are having Meat Monday at my place tonight! See you there!
SAM: Sorry dude, I had sex with this hipster chick yesterday... can't eat meat anymore for some reason.
CHRIS: You have hipsterpes! Don't touch me!
SAM: Besides... I have much better values than you, I buy all my clothes used, I practice yoga and I listen to The Shins!
*Chris calls the local authorities*

Hipsterpes by MasterofAwesome January 11, 2011

Hipsterminator

A futuristic killing machine sent back in time to rid the world of all hipsters. That is it's only purpose.

This term is derived from the words Hipster and Terminator.

Hipster #1: "We better leave American Apparel (Pauses to light his cigarette and enhance his hipster lifestyle.) and get to the coffee shop before the Hipsterminator finds us and turns us to dust."

Hipster #2: "I'm too hip to care at the moment, Eleh's Radiant Intervals sounds too rad. Heard it yet?

Hipster #1: "Yeah man, I actually wasn't really in to it. Very Mediocre in my opinion. (Not only lying to earn credit with his friend because he's never actually heard of them but denying to like it to show how hip he is.) I hope the Hipsterminator isn't listening in on this conversation, we'll be dead for sure.

Hipsterminator by RumpleGeist February 21, 2011

hipstershit 

n. A hipster who is especially pretentious. Typically does not wear makeup, wears clothes that do not match/fit, and listens to extremely obscure music. Derogatory connotation.

Damn, that girl's such a hipstershit; she listens to bands that don't even exist yet!

hipstershit by Kristina L. April 22, 2008

hipsterican 

A Puerto Rican hipster. Most notably those found outside of their homeland, in culturally-diverse cities around the world.

I heard Beauty Bar is full of hipstericans tonight.

hipsterican by DubbyConqueror May 6, 2011

hopster 

Knows more about obscure craft beer than you. Brews his own beer, no doubt. Ridicules your choice in beer. Only drinks IPAs. Domestic beers used for cooking only. AKA a "Beer Hipster"

I ordered a Great Lakes Christmas Ale last night at the bar and you should have seen the look that bartender hopster gave me. He then proceeded to rattle off his favorite beers and why they're superior to my favorite beer.

hopster by parker45 December 5, 2010

hipsters 

people who think they are original and unique for having "innovative" opinions, when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered "mainstream" at the time. these people think they are above everyone else for being so "different," and thinking they are the shit for not conforming to society when really their whole life revolves around being different JUST to be different so people think they are cool. Being a hipster basically means THINKING that you can fool people into thinking that you have it all figured out by using reverse-psychology, when really you want to be accepted just as much as anyone else...Hipsters just try harder.

hipsters: "what! you're not allowed to like (insert underground band name here)! you're too mainstream! you listen to the.....RADIO"

average person: "oh..um.... i just like their music...because it's good....im sorry?"

hipster: *puts on fake glasses and walks away*

hipsters by chucklingfelines July 15, 2011