Your mum 

Your mum is a sexy beast

Guy: your mums hot.
Guy 2: I know.

Your mum by Otis Tanke April 13, 2021

Your mum 

Milf

Your mums a milf or dead

Your mum by giorgiasolerisrealgf July 19, 2021

Your Mum 

Your Mum is very different to my mum she is very big

“Hey Your Mum is very large” said John “THATS VERY MEAN” shouted Tim

Your Mum by anonymous September 2, 2021

your mum 

the best comeback ever, not much is possible to come back from this devastating blow of a roast

Person 1: what are you eating?
You: your mum

your mum by missgurl17 September 14, 2021

your mum 

when u eat a lemon than go play roblox than tell your 69 year old roblox bf that u wanna brake up and he comes to your house and it turns out he is your grandad hermit is it wendnasday oh yes it is says hermit than he morph in to a big ld monkyxfrogxxxtentashon man woman and he commits arson on jake paul and eats his rotton monkey strands of hair tessa brocks comes and eats dounuts on your frount porch the end just kidding again lolz

your mum is hear

your mum by crappy do daddy September 14, 2021

your mum 

I like big stinky penis and i love to gargle on smegma

guy 1: "hey do you know what time it is?"
guy 2: "ya your mum"
guy 1: ":/"

your mum by DINGLELOID October 18, 2021

your mum 

its a joke thats funny because of joe biden

(your mum) is a dirty slag

your mum by JoeBidenSonEvenTHoughImAbrit69 November 11, 2021