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Toaster strudel

A very intense way of having rough hardcore sex
Aye bitch let’s toaster strudel
Toaster strudel by Pappygottadigbick December 17, 2024

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
Toaster Strudel by Lujobe April 2, 2025

Bitch Strudel 

A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
John was being such a Bitch Strudel over being told a cartoon doesn’t actually love him.

Cocoa-Strudel

The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneously spreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.
Becky: Sarah what the fuck are you doing?

Sarah: chill out bitch I’m cranking out a cocoa-strudel u want a bite or something hoe?

Wisconsin Strudel

The action of putting toaster strudel frosting in someone’s ass or vagina and then proceeding to eat the frosting out.
Landyn frequently uses the Wisconsin strudel.
Wisconsin Strudel by Pimp cracker February 25, 2026

toaster strudel

when an AI sex robot rubs its cream pie on you
During the robot uprising I saw Alex get knocked down and toaster streudeled, that was the worst toaster strudel ever.
toaster strudel by ajs85 October 15, 2025