The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
A Bitch Strudel is someone who is so easily offended that the only thing they’re ever good for is being glazed with semen for acting like such a pussy over some words.
The action of a woman doing a head-stand and leaning at a certain angle which would enable them to defecate into their vagina while simultaneouslyspreading the vulva so that the turd in question would be locked in between her vulva flaps.