Spider-Man: No Way Home 

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

Spider-Man: No Way Home by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021

Spider-Man That Hoe you 

it is when you are jerking off and right before you nut u nut in your hand then you rub your hand on girls face and you run off like webslinging

Spider-man that hoe you, One night stand, homeless people, thats

Spider-Man That Hoe you by Alenadro Jihad March 5, 2008

Spider-Man that hoe

When you kiss a girl upside down

I Spider-Man that hoe everyday

Spider-Man that hoe by Kmoneybeezinthetrap January 14, 2017

Spider Man Bang 

When SpiderMan swops from this the sky and goes up to a ramdom girl and uses his wed and sticks it on the girls nipples and uses them as puppets and then 69 her and shoots web in her eyes so she cant see and sticks his cock in her mouth and jacks her off with his web

Dude SpiderMan just cam up to my girlfriend and Spider Man Banged her

Spider Man Bang by Mc. Pumper Nickel March 24, 2008

Spider-Man mobile 

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

Spider-Man mobile by Jack De October 8, 2008

Spider-Man Grip 

The position of female masturbation/fingering in which her middle and index finger are moved consistently inside of her vagina in a trigger movement, resembling the finger movement that Spider-Man uses to shoot webs (this position can also be used by a male to the female).

-Person 1: I walked in on her spider-man grip fingering herself HARD dude
-Person 2: wow. H O T.

Spider-Man Grip by super mega masturbator oarlock October 4, 2018

Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

Spider-Man Arms by stewbeef August 10, 2012