Retireded

A retired person doing things not of a sound mind.

Ever since he retired he's been doing this retireded artwork.

Retireded by DJ McBojangles September 21, 2016

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

Retire from life by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

early retirement 

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.

Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.

early retirement by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007

re-tired 

The act of being tired again.

We were tired yesterday and now we're re-tired today

re-tired by CaptainWake September 25, 2010

The Rewired Soul 

A drama channel

The Rewired Soul claims to be a mental health channel but most of his uploads are related to internet drama

The Rewired Soul by ChickenChad March 24, 2020

early retirement 

When a male ejaculates too soon in his parters anus/vagina, leaving a tremendous amount of cum that ends up clogging the entire hole up thus ending in early retirement. Once the anus or vagina is clogged up with jizz you are fucked my friend because you're cock can't go in!

Last night Romeo and Juliet were fucking but it all ended in tragedy after that bitch went into early retirement.

early retirement by topmountain August 15, 2010

retiredation 

Mental slowness caused by lack of sleep.

guy1: whats goin down man?
guy2: not a lot yo, i just p'zoned some noobzorz!!
guy1: ...10 seconds pass... wait what?
guy2: dude, u got a bad case of retiredation

retiredation by tehnooberer November 1, 2007