Renting Hole 

When a woman's vagina is so large that you could fit an entire person and or a group of people inside of it and have them pay rent.

Man:I'm looking for a cheap place to stay.
Woman: Well i have got a spectacular deal for you, there is a renting hole just to the south of here that only costs $50 a month. Although you may have to vacate the area every third week of the month due to flood.

Renting Hole by rightinthepope September 8, 2013

SHAFTT rating

Pronounced "Shaft", as in Samuel L. Jackson's role in the blockbuster motion picture "Shaft".

Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.

Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"

Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.

An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.

S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS

Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.

Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.

SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):

S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*

*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...

SHAFTT rating by 3headedLeBronster July 9, 2011

sams rating 

Unofficial rating for free company food on a scale of 1 to 5.

"What was the sams rating for the Onion Tart with Gruyere and Thyme?"
"Definitely a 3."

sams rating by da finer November 8, 2017

High Ranking Official 

Someone from an organization who tries to get shit done will pull out the High Ranking Official card on underperforming clients in order to accomplish a task.

Mr. Jacobs but is also known as the High Ranking Official around here, as he is our go to if a carrier is dragging their feet on getting EDI files from testing into production.

High Ranking Official by MrDonaldJTrump July 25, 2018

brown water rafting 

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."

"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."

brown water rafting by frankiehustle July 1, 2015

5 straw rating 

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!

“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!

5 straw rating by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020

white-water rafting 

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.

Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.

white-water rafting by Joe W. October 11, 2004