cooter punch 

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

cooter punch by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooter dip 

this refers to a female, typically a large butchy athletic type, who enjoys using chewing tobacco in, or around, her vagina (cooter). The method of administiring the chewing tobacco is usually chew "pouches", though it is not universally the case.

Jennie Finch's vagina was sore and pruned after leaving her cooter dip in too long during her softball game.

cooter dip by Tompo "Cheeeeeeeese" Smith March 27, 2009

cooter goo 

The fluids that a womans vagina releases when she reaches an orgasm or climax.

My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.

cooter goo by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003

cooter noodle 

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.

I can see that girls cooter noodle.

cooter noodle by awesomimicals February 15, 2010

Cooter Claw 

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

Cooter Claw by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

cooter party 

A gathering consisting of mostly, if not entirely, girls.

The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I went to Julie's, and it was a total cooter party. None of them were hot, though, so it sucked.

cooter party by wizzlewazzle July 2, 2009

Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

Cooter Wise by crd79 January 14, 2008