albino viking 

Noun.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.

Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.

albino viking by JnglKng April 13, 2005

Vikingism

1.)The revival of Viking pillaging techniques, culture and society

2.)The act of taking land and other material goods through any means necessary in a modern setting.

"After the revival of Vikingism in the Midwest, large swaths of land were quickly put under new age Viking rule."

Vikingism by Zomburcules December 9, 2008

Vikings fan

Masochist that wears purple

I bet that Vikings fan also has whips, chains, and a drinking problem.

Vikings fan by vikingsfan316 November 4, 2013

Minnesota Vikings 

A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it.

Here it is, the season's on the line. Two receivers left and right. McCown, takes the snap, he steps up, he's all by himself...FIRES INTO THE ENDZONE. CAAAUGHT!! TOUCHDOWN!!! NOOOO!!! NOOOO!!! THE CARDINALS HAVE KNOCKED THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!

Minnesota Vikings by Big Johnny D. July 26, 2008

FREAKING VIKING HAIR 

A term used to define something as ridiculously awesome. Must always be capitalized

Dude did you hear that Kyle got expelled for doing a Monty Python skit in the hallway? It was FREAKING VIKING HAIR

FREAKING VIKING HAIR by Alex Tetreault December 9, 2008

Viking Stench 

The smell of fearsome vikings returning from a victorious raids. Usually the smell of b.o., blood, rancid meat, semen, and gold. not really a good thing in modern society but defiantly very manly.

person 1: dude you have a fearsome Viking Stench

person 2: ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!

person 1: yea... not that great. but you are still awsome.

Viking Stench by Ohio viking April 4, 2009

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.

Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.

Viking Boating by niks luds March 15, 2010