Garrett Wilson 

The man who robbed Kenneth Walker from offensive rookie of the year despite Walker having more first place votes

What do you mean Garrett Wilson won oroy(offensive rookie of the year) over Kenneth Walker he had 1000 rushing yards in only 12 games fuck the jets

Garrett Wilson by Thesauce1234 February 25, 2023

Garrett 

Will not shut the fuck up about the government or how bad his car is (and yet he claims it is better than mine).
Complete gearhead.
Absolutely no sexual attraction to anything except his shitass car.
Not a bad guy in the slightest, but his interests are a little narrow.
Nickname is Gort.

"Gort (Garrett) do be pullin' up tho frfr no cap ongaishiye."

Garrett by BigBoiMac9459 April 8, 2023

getting garried

Getting fucked so hard you get sent to the hospital

Yo did you hear about jenise? She was getting garried last Saturday

getting garried by Milfordisratchet November 14, 2014

The Garrett 

A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you

Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue

The Garrett by Jonahisthethiccestmanintheland December 10, 2019

A Garrett 

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

A Garrett by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022

maddie and garrett 

The biggest power couple you will ever meet.Garrett with his short blonde hair, and piercing blue eyes. Maddie with her long brown, hair and big heart pounding brown eyes. Are the cutest couple in school. Everyone is jealous of how absolute goals they are.

Person 1“Omg is that Maddie and Garrett?”
Person2 “Yes the cutest power couple in the school”

maddie and garrett by Your mom007 June 4, 2018

gared 

A fag also known as goriya

Stop being such a Gared

gared by meeeeeeeeeee111 June 17, 2008