Football 

American Football is a sport in which a bunch of gay dudes slap each other on the butt. In this game they go like ten yards at a time and then get a break while they set up again. Calling it football is also stupid because you barely use your feet. Football(what Americans call soccer) is a sport that is played and enjoyed in every country.

Person 1: what is your opinion on American football?
Person 2: It’s a bunch of ignorant gays that slap each other in the butt when they do something good.

Football by Autisticturd March 7, 2020

Football 

American football is the greatest sport ever created, not to be confused with football(soccer)

John : Are you watching the football game on Sunday?

Eric: I'm watching football all day on Sunday! Even on Monday and Thursday!

Football by TheTweetGuy December 23, 2013

Football 

That sport where the legendary people in band play for the audience. If a football player gets hurt, he lays on the ground, while players are on their knees and the crowd is silent. If a marching band player gets hurt, they get right back up and walk it off. Football is for highschool. Marching band is 4LYFE!

While the boring football players walk off the field - not even in step! - , the amazing marching band comes to entertain the sleeping crowd with their halftime show.

Football by ChiroPanther October 30, 2012

Football 

When you only use foots and faking your injury

Me: Hey what kind of drama your making in football
Director : Neymar famous flopping

Football by Najib Tun Razak March 23, 2019

Football 

A sport which the point of the game is to get the Stewie Griffin head- shaped ball to the endzone for points by carrying or passing the ball. In the end whoever has the most points wins. NFL (National Football League) is a company that makes football teams all across America and puts games on television. The sport requires lots of padding as there is lots of tackling involved. To play you'll need this gear: Cup, Briefs(Jockstrap or compression shorts), Girdle, Football pants with thigh and knee pads, Cleats, shoulder pads, a jersey, and a helmet, mouthguard and chinstrap. Usually played by men.

Jillian: Hey I heard that hot guy Dylan is playing football for the school this year!
Lindsay: Yeah! He's trying out for quarterback!
Jillian: I'm so excited to cheer for him!

Football by FootballGuy July 19, 2012

Football 

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.

OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.

Football by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017

Football 

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

Football by Best Cuts June 7, 2018