Dave 

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

Dave by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave 

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

Dave by RapperJorge June 12, 2019

Dave 

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

Dave by Female jacculant sex bot December 8, 2019

Dave 

A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks.

They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.

Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous"
Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"

Dave by LittleZeus September 26, 2020

Dave 

Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it.

ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.

Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!

Dave by Jessiemonstar December 26, 2020

Dave 

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body

Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE

Dave by nennycakes February 4, 2021

Dave 

listen have you ever been to mid west? that's is a dave's domain ... he love it there. have you of cats? So has Dave. he loves kitties nicely. SPORTS SPORTS SPROTS. damn if you ever meet. a dave, never forget, because you won't be forgotten . and that's on periodt

me: hi have you heard of the best person evert???
you: no who
you: wait you gonna say Dave right
me: how did you know??
you: because of course, Dave supremacy

Dave by DJ Fairlady November 1, 2021