Crooking 

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

Crooking by mpet72 August 25, 2011

Clocking 

A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.

God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?

Clocking by Filmchild February 25, 2004

Clocking 

To sell crack cocaine.

Clocking on these streets is one way to make money.

Clocking by busy b August 8, 2005

cocking 

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc

gross the fag is cocking the teacher

cocking by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004

Clocking 

To watch a person you don’t like snaps or insta snaps to to spy. Watching it back, being the first person to watch knowing you don’t like them.

Damnnn, jayla stay clocking my snaps ! Can you say... clocking?

Clocking by Kashyj December 10, 2017

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

chocking the chicken by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010

Cracking jokes 

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.

Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.

Cracking jokes by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005