baker's hundred 

a baker's hundred is 110 or $110 or £110.

The decorator asked me for a ton but I gave him a baker's hundred as I could see he'd done a really good job!

baker's hundred by Jonathan FeBland June 27, 2008

backed up to West Buttfuck

when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.

I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!

backed up to West Buttfuck by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

bake over 

when you smoke a lot of weed the day before and you wake up light headed the next day very lazy not wanting to do anything, this is usually cured by smoking more weed.

joe:chris i can't we smoked an 8th by ourselves last night, man i have a bake over right now.

bake over by lang gwai lo February 14, 2010

Bakeaphilia 

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

Bakeaphilia by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010

bakersfield dozen 

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

bakersfield dozen by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011

easy bake oven 

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again"
"Yeah he's such an easy bake oven"
"To right dude"

easy bake oven by captainawesomeicorn November 14, 2012

The Bakers Dozen 

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

The Bakers Dozen by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016