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University of Minnesota Rochester 

A school for health sciences located in Rochester, Minnesota with way more girls than guys. The newest University of Minnesota campus, located on top a shopping mall. Incredibly hard, even for a college. Full of mostly dumb people who are failing out of school and still expect to get into medical school, with a few geniuses thrown in the mix. Lots of fun people who like to party away the stress from college!
"Where's she from?" "The University of Minnesota Rochester." "Get it bro, I heard there's no guys over there, she'll be begging in no time!"

University of Rochester 

An organization that systematically fucks you while slowly poisoning you for four year from exposure to water from the genesee.
The University of Rochester has ruined me.
University of Rochester by UR Slave November 15, 2004

Old Rochester 

A school full up naive white idiots under the control of a hypocritical principle suffering from small man syndrome.
Project M- Old Rochester Regional's proudest moment.
Old Rochester by -student January 28, 2014

Shit Rochester 

A man who has had the ringsting for several days. Or just a gobshite from Rochester..
Tom had the ringsting last week, so now we call him Shit Rochester.
Shit Rochester by Flodus January 7, 2012

East Rochester

Small suburb of Rochester, NY. The best village around, very small so you know your neighbor. Salt of the earth kind of people, not putting on a front like everyone else. People think it's ghetto, but they have nooo idea what they're talking about. All around bonafide town.
Lisa: Hey neighbor, come over for some pasta and meatballs.

Danny: Absolutely, you got to love being in East Rochester.
East Rochester by Larry Funk January 9, 2009

U of Rochester 

The most no name school in New York. If they give you a "scholarship" it means "MAYBE you'll get this IF you apply and get over a 4.0 and we pick you out of many other applicants. :) Yet somehow we still let in kids with a GPA of 2.5 and higher." U of Rochester probably will never be considered a real school. Ever. Where's the fun at this school? Oh right, no where, since you have a bunch of kids that could have gone elsewhere but chose a safe school cuz it costs less and is worth less.
-"Hey where are you going to school?"
-"Oh well I just got into U of Rochester."
-"So where the hell is it?"
-"Oh it's in North Ass New York, drive for about 14 hours through nothingness and you'll eventually get there!"
-"Sweet, good luck, I'm sure as hell not visiting."
U of Rochester by baker45 December 9, 2008