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nip kisser 

One who kisses another's nipple, typically unbeknownst to the kissee
Frank kisses Joe's nipple while wrestling in a pool. Joe looks at Frank and says, ominously "Nip kisser!"
nip kisser by Sausage Licker September 22, 2006

Shit Kisser

An insult you use when extremely pissed off.
"That Shit Kisser fucked my girlfriend and keyed my car!"
Shit Kisser by fukmook April 12, 2010

Matt Kisser

Evelyn (A Normal Gal). She is a Matt kisser.
Hey dude, did you hear? The Matt kisser is here.”
“lol”
Matt Kisser by steakandcake December 22, 2021

maso-kisser 

A Maso-kisser can also be described as a face-muncher or lip-gobbler.
This is a phrase levied at a person who adopts the technique of French kissing which involves (often as a result of drunkenness) a wide open mouth and sloppy salivarius gobbling action known as a maso-kiss.

The action is both unpleasant, forceful and can be painful leading to the expressions connection to masochism.
That filthy ho was a serious maso-kisser.. she practically ate my face right off!!
maso-kisser by DickyMyson August 6, 2010

shark kisser

a white person; a person exemplifies or demonstrates activities such as kissing sharks, wrestling with crocodiles, tainting caged tigers, etc.; anything a minority would deem as dumb and wouldn't do: such as any extreme sport or activity which inlucdes wild animals (there called wild animals for a reason, and should not be played with)
"Freekin shark kisser" (stated while watching two men (who happen to be of caucasian decent or act as one) tainting and teasing wild gorillas at the zoo, and watching that gorilla climb out and take revenge by beating and mauling them.
shark kisser by jayq19 October 15, 2008