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Alec Baldwin

A dude; a gent; a cool guy who manages to keep coming back and attaining professional success in spite of numerous professional and personal failings causes by bad judgment and a complete lack of foresight.

A guy of wisdom, stamina, and good taste gained through numerous failures and comebacks.

v. To make come backs from numerous failures brought on by the exercise of poor judgment.
Guy 1: "Dude, your uncle Ray is amazing! He's been married and divorced 4 times, and now he's with that hot 26 year old bette. He has a master's degree in microbiology, but he works as a clerk at a gas station. Yet somehow he is pulling in $90 large a year and driving that sweet Audi. How does he do it, man?"
Guy 2: "He's a total Alec Baldwin!"

Patient: "Doc, what am I gonna do? In the last month I've lost my wife, my house, my job, and I've been to jail for insider trading!! My life is fucked!"
Psychiatrist: "What you're gonna do is stop whining, and pull an Alec Baldwin!"
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Dana Baldwin 

Dana Harrylose
That chic is awesome at pong!

Yea she is she's Dana Baldwin!
Dana Baldwin by riot_k October 28, 2012

Harry Baldwin 

Harry Baldwin is a crazy boy who likes to burp

Jake Baldwin 

A Rich Bitch who doesn't know nothing. He owns an expensive boat but calls himself redneck. Buys a lifted tahoe but doesn't mud in it.
Jake Baldwin by Witchgirl01 December 5, 2018

Tim Baldwin 

A loud human who has a lot to say an never shuts up! Rude but cracks some very funny jokes! Says words like uins and buffarilla.
Tim Baldwin by Pusr February 5, 2019

Alec Baldwin

The act of impregnating a woman after a vasectomy.
A: "yeah Sharon got like got an Alec Baldwin done on her"

B: "What?"
A: "Yeah so he 'said' he got a vasectomy bu-"
B: "That's fucking terrible form Melissa"
C: "Yeah someone died aye"