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adjective describing the desperate attempts by insecure and painful lax parents to glorify their reclassed and comically overaged teenage sons on social media by incessantly posting ever single shot that their precious Augie (short for Augustus) takes with imposing emojis such as 🔥💪💀 and fear-inducing words like "Tuff" and "Him”
Chatsworth's mom is thirsty AF. She's always posting lax videos of him with comments like "That's my handsome Him! Oh Chatty, you are straight fire 🔥" and paying extra to boost his Insta Reels.

Bigsby is a thirsty drip king. His parents didn't send him to kindergarten until he was 7 and then he reclassed in 8th grade when he started at McDonogh and again in 10th grade when he transferred to Brunswick.
Thirsty by Benjamin Buttonz April 30, 2024
Larry is thirsty
Thirsty by Usksjsh May 28, 2025
1. (of an activity, weather, or period) inducing thirst.
2. possessing or displaying intense arousal or sexual desire.
1. Modeling is thirsty labor.
2. She's not looking at you. Stop being thirsty!
thirsty by Arminkshipper March 1, 2026

Thirsty? 

Why dont you have a drink?
choose one, it make you better feeling
Thirsty? by Gerald November 28, 2003

thirsty nigga 

A male that unsuccessfully attempts to hit on alot of girls for the sole purpose of having sex with them, but most of the time they are rejected and labeled as "thirsty niggas"
-"this guy is always trying to hit on me!"
-"what a thirsty nigga"
thirsty nigga by tookyogirl November 12, 2013

thirsty hoe 

A girl who comments heart emojis under every hot guys picture.

A girl who is constantly out for a boyfriend just so she can say she has one.
*Hot guy on instagram* "Oh my god youre soooo hot!"

"Damn, someones being a thirsty hoe."
thirsty hoe by Katt Hagins May 16, 2016