Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye

I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown

Sneaking one out by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

speaking italics 

When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.

"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"

"My dude is speaking italics."

speaking italics by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020

Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.

1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)

Metaphorically Speaking by SteliosD October 31, 2019

I'll be speaking to my lawyer! 

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"

Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

I'll be speaking to my lawyer! by Onehighjump February 20, 2017

John Cena speaking chinese

John Cena speaking chinese

John Cena Speaking Chinese

John Cena speaking chinese by JohnCenaSpeakingChinese January 17, 2021

squeebing 

The new way to say that you have had wild kinky sexual intercourse the night before. It could have been alone, one on one, or in a group. The word refers to not only having sexual intercourse with people, it could mean any combination of people, animals, and/or things at any location.

Dude, I was squeebing with my girl and her dog, and it was awsome.

squeebing by Mr. Freaky March 1, 2009

speaking nigga 

How im speaking right now

Damn nigga you speaking nigga

speaking nigga by Bsng May 19, 2017