Hamphone 

When a slice of ham is placed over or on a phone. Can also be used as a verb; hamphone or hamphoning

This morning I woke up to to make a call when I realized that I now had a hamphone.

Hamphone by csavas November 7, 2016

Visiting the Hamptons

Performing analingus in the middle of a blowjob. A well deserved rest for the dick-sucker while still giving your partner pleasure. Talented individuals will accompany a visit to the the Hamptons with a handjob. This is also known as a Rusty Trombone.

Person 1: mmmprgh mppph slurp mpphhh

Person 2: Good job, champ! While don't you take a breather and get to visiting the Hamptons?!

Visiting the Hamptons by Mr McFeely July 13, 2011

The Hamptons 

A group of towns on the eastern tip of Long Island. These towns are- South Hampton, Watermill, Sagaponack, East Hampton, Bridge Hampton. Amagansett, Springs, Sag Harbor, Montauk, West Hampton, Wainscott, and Hampton Bays are hamlets in the hamptons, and to some are considered part of the hamptons. Its boring in the winter, but in the summer it gets over run by cidiots. Its a beautiful place to live, and not everyone is rich. Most people living in the hamptons are middle class.

Tina: Im vacationing in The Hamptons this summer!!
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!

Example 2.
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...

The Hamptons by MEXNYBC May 4, 2010

Hampson 

The most loyal guy on earth. Used to refer to a guy you know who would gladly take a bullet for you.

That guy is a fucking hampson man, you better be glad

Hampson by Will Hampson February 16, 2004

Hamptonguing 

When visiting the Hamptons men love going down on their ladies. Thus, a Hamptonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, in the Hamptons. Literally, a Hampton-tonguing!

I took a trip to the Hamptons last week, and this guy gave me the Hamptonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

Hamptonguing by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Hamptons 

An awesome place to live and grow up as a local. We are not all rich.... most of us locals are middle class people just like everyone else.

We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.

Person #1: "You're from the Hamptons??? You must be RICH!!!"

Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."


Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres

The Hamptons by Local Lady October 2, 2004

The Hamptons 

The Hamptons is a place where rich people go on vacation and spend most of their summers. It is made up of a few different places but only East Hampton, WaterMill, Bridge Hampton, and South Hampton really matter. The people who actually live in the Hamptons do not necessarily have that much money like the ones that vacation there. In the summer the Hamptons start to get bombarded by celebrities and vineyard-vines wearing people.

person 1: hey I’m going to the hamptons for most of the summer
person 2: damn you must have money

The Hamptons by richboiiiii July 1, 2018