Favorite Child

A favorite child is usually the middle child or the youngest, the favorite child is the kid who can get away with anything by sucking up to the parent, when I say anything I mean anything that you couldn’t get away with at his age.

Mike: I’m gonna eat the last of the lucky charms.
Mom: No your not those are for your brother.
Mike: He gets all the special treatment because he’s a favorite child.

Favorite Child by Izzy.G098 January 1, 2022

Favorite Mistake 

In fact a mistake but not regretted or avoided. Definitely a decision that follows with a loss, punishment, or negative response.

Friend #1: Hey, are you and that girl still talking?

Friend #2: Sadly no…She was my favorite mistake

Favorite Mistake by A1 ex January 27, 2022

Perennial Favorites 

An album by the band Squirrel Nut Zippers, an ex-punk now jazz band popular during the 90’s, full of very strange songs and sexual innuendo in it (I.E. Trou Macacq and That Fascinating Thing, respectively.)

On the subject of Perennial Favorites:
John: Did you listen to The Kraken?
Jane: Yeah, I thought I was tripping for a while.
John: You weren’t?
Jane: I plead the fifth...

Perennial Favorites by Arbophilia August 6, 2018

National favorite movie character day 

In the month of October on the 28th people should dress up in their favorite movie characters

“oh my gosh Jeff I can’t wait till national favorite movie character day “

National favorite movie character day by Curtly’s girl October 26, 2020

My favorite letters in no particular order 

TEhey are N, O, R, I, G, S, A, E, H, J, G, and L in no particular order

My favorite letters in no particular order but in a particular order are actually N, I, G, G-

My favorite letters in no particular order by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022

plowing my favorite playground 

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!

plowing my favorite playground by hottcarl November 29, 2013

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed 

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

Your moms favorite Minecraft seed by Fruck yeah May 18, 2019