A real lesbian. Everyone doesn't even know if Dani is her real name. Will give you butterflies until you fuck with her, will kiss everyone at the party and is an outgoing kinky sex goddess. When she likes you though, she'll hold back scared her weirdness will scare you off. Dani is most beautiful when she drops the narcissistic act and isn't gurning her face off from all that ecstasy
"Wow man, I just got so Dani'd"
"Yeah I did last week, bet she's a Gemini"
Dani can best be described as an onion- smelly, makes you cry, and has lots of undiscovered smelly layers to her which she likes to flex to you. Uses colloquialSouth London slang to sound interesting when in reality she was brought up with rich parents and ponies.
'Man Dani lookin like a bare batty ting'
'Get closer buv she smells'