Sidewalk Commando 

Any lame-ass punk who runs around 'playin' tha Biker, wearing the drug store crap (t-shirts, wallets, etc) Especially from OCC & WCC without knowing what THE DUES are! much less having PAID them!!!

Any sidewalk commando can buy tha crap at Wally World, but I've NEVER seen one with tha BALLS ta pay his DUES!!!!

Sidewalk Commando by Grizzly IX September 1, 2006

Commander Mo 

the nation of moism where all beliefs are based on what Maurice McKinney believes is right. A sign of success, respect, loyalty,power

Your such a Commander Mo.

Commander Mo by kingreese December 30, 2009

Commandophobia 

An phobia (irrational fear) of commandos tactically invading your home and killing your family in a violent breach-bang-clear fashion.

peter suffers from commandophobia after watching the complete Steven Seagal collection.

Commandophobia by Demostheens July 15, 2010

commander in briefs 

common name for exceptional male genitalia

sorry I have to go report to the commander in briefs

commander in briefs by commsnderinbriefs January 20, 2019

Commander Canned 

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

Commander Canned by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

CommandGeek Labs 

A cruel hellish underworld of a Discord run by popular famous celebrity CommandGeek.
This server is where comedy and braincells go to die.

Person 1: "Yooo I just went to CommandGeek Labs for a second and I can't feel my legs."
Person 2: "Holy crap! How are you still alive?!?"

CommandGeek Labs by Aqtc April 12, 2021

Winter Commando 

Going outside in the dead of winter without a coat.

Guy1: "I can't find my coat"
Guy2: "Screw it, go winter commando!"

Winter Commando by Megan Leigh! December 28, 2005