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boy who cried rizz 

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics
Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !
boy who cried rizz by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs 

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room
Cris is a sweet boy he knows how to treat a girl right ;) cris is cute he always have sum funny to say. He is a jealous bf when it comes to relationships but cris would never hurt a girl physically or mentally Cris is one of a kind. Also he loves weed.
Cris is an amazing person to be with
Cris by Cristopher Sanchez November 28, 2018

darren criss 

Darren Criss is an amazing musician, actor, singer, and songwriter. His most famous role was on Glee portraying Blaine Anderson, but his other credits include American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace as Andrew Cunanan, Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical, (also following A Very Potter Sequel, and A Very Potter Senior Year,) Girl Most Likely, Eastwick, and more to come. He is super talented as he speaks many different languages and he taught himself how to play guitar, drums, piano, and others, and he was classically trained in violin for 15 years. He has many songs and EPs like Human EP, Homework EP, and an EP with a band with him and his brother Chuck Criss, Computer Games.

He is also currently (as of May 2018) engaged to Mia Swier but major Glee fans hate "Miarren" and ships Darren with Chris Colfer. (Crisscolfer)
Friend: "Nobody is perfect."
Me: *proceeds to talk about Darren Criss*
A lower form of Crescent Fresh (see also)
Thats pretty cres, but its not quite Crescent Fresh.
cres by DeathNova April 7, 2004
An exclamtion found somewhere inbetween the words ‘crap’ and ‘Christ’.
Cripes, I forgot my keys again!!
Cripes by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005