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bullis hockey 

an IAC powerhouse...won the IAC championship the last two years. Win over landon (gong show) 10-0 last year in the state semis. of course landon always has some bullshit excuse as to why bullis has kicked their ass the last 5 games between them. Bullis clinched the IAC this year only 6 games into the season with yet another win over Landon. All IAC kids wish they could go to Bullis.
Landon kid: hey did you see the bullis hockey team?
other landon kid: yeah they are so good. i wish i could be them

Dirty Hooker 

The ONE and ONLY PARTY GIRL on the Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship Monarch of the Sea. This rockstar will love all and drink from a food saver bag. Beware of shots being poured into your mouth...you will get drunk.
Dirty Hooker will get you rocked.

Everybody wants to party with a Dirty Hooker.
Dirty Hooker by Melgal1978 February 19, 2009

Hockey Mom 

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
Hockey Mom by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009

Boob Hockey

An erotic sport involving the proper use of a woman’s boobs as the most fun toys ever, often resulting in several third degree boob hickies. An especially intense game of boob hockey will inevitably result in severe, morning-after boob pain.
“My boobs are SO sore!”
“Why are your boobs SO sore?”
“Because last night, Dante and I got into a really heated boob hockey tournament!”

“Kandi was nippin’ out for 8 days straight after the boob hockey championship last night!”
Boob Hockey by rapestache August 11, 2011

hockey jersey 

The act where you pull a skirt over a girl's head and throw a quick donkey punch to the kidneys inducing the action desired from her.
I saw this hot chick in the bar last night with a short little skirt and just wanted to pull it over her head and hockey jersey her.
hockey jersey by Slick18 November 18, 2007
it's about drinkin and fightin
hey let's get drunk and play hockey