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snot honey 

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.
Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.
snot honey by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020
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jack honey 

Small shlong big balls. Fun in the bed with the homies, and loves bananas!!!!
Oh no jack honey is at it again!!! Watch out he might hit you with his balls
jack honey by Jack honey January 30, 2021

Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.
Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.
Sticky Honey Roast by StLucifera December 24, 2021

The Honey was Black 

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
The Honey was Black by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022

NC HONEY 

umm nc honey :)
NC HONEY by Dani wani December 9, 2022

Bagging a honey 

Having a girl ready to get intimate and close to you with your charm.
Friend: So how's it going with the ladies? Haven't heard of you bagging a honey recently..
Man: Yo homie good timing! I just bagged this honey in my class last week.
Friend: The dime you went to movies with?
Man: That's right my dawg, she even made me breakfast the next day!
Bagging a honey by Lyricsta March 3, 2016

Ginger and honey 

Oh shit dude she wanted that "ginger and honey."
Ginger and honey by No_milk May 11, 2018